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First Blogger post. I like the idea of Blogger, but I'm the most boring person in the world. But, it'll be nice to look back when I'm 80 and see what kind of mediocre crap I did way back when.
  Today, I was awake early. Too early. Got woken up by my dad shouting at himself. No, he doesn't have Dementia, he was putting a wardrobe together. I really wanted a lie in because I NEVER get one lately. I accepted that I wasn't going to get back to sleep, so I lit a cig and went for a pee. You're probably wondering why I'm documenting a simple yet TMI urination. Well, I swear it went on that long, most my morning had already disappeared. That's what I get for downing a gallon of Dr Pepper before I go sleep. Morning passed. I played on Dead Island, masturbated, had a shower, surfed the net, masturbated, then got ready for work. The joy. I love what I do, but it's so hard!! Too much work and responsibility for such little pay. I was tired today so I kinda avoided all the hardest work. It still knackered me out nonetheless. When I got home, I loaded up In Time, and got halfway through it before I realised I wanted to masturbate again. I swear, for someone who doesn't like sex, I wank a lot! I've been talking to D again this evening. I really like him. Too back I fucked what we had up. Me and my big mouth. I used it for more than what I should. Yes, that was an oral sex joke. You're lucky you ain't had a fart joke yet. They're my favourite. Going sleep now. 12 hour shift tomorrow. Fun.